Short Description: Snooty-hipster cafe with gold-standard coffee.

Long Description: Heart Coffee Downtown does not have wi-fi on weekends, or at least that’s what they told me when I stopped in. It’s this kind of exclusive snobbery that appeals to the elite coffee scene of Portland and the world. Heart Coffee is not a place to work, it’s a place to meet someone over a cup of some of the best coffee in the world. If you are quiet, perfect, and rich, I highly recommend stopping by Heart to enjoy accommodations appropriate for anyone who sincerely believes they have better taste than their neighbors.